Category: Joke Board
How does a gay guy screw a girl?
He makes a date with her and doesn't show up.
What do you call a proctologist's office?
Enema territory.
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
Why did the gay guy get an erection on the dance floor?
Because his partner danced like an asshole.
Did you hear about the nun who used to wipe her nose with her sleeve and her butt with the back of her dress?
Yeah, she really had some bad habits.
What do a new store and a successful whore have in common?
They both have a grand opening.
What do Michael Jackson and Shamoo the whale have in common?
They're both black and white and they both live in theme parks.
Did you hear about the new pickup line at a gay redneck bar?
"Tickle me, Elmo."
lol. ridiculously funny.